You know you're in Hyderabad when....

You know you're in Hyderabad when....

• The licence plates read AP.
• You hear words like potta, potti, mama, ra, yaaron, chicha, khallah, mama.
• Guys hit on any girl not caring if she's single or committed.
• When an accident takes place everyone must stop and stare sometimes even park the cars and watch rather than actually help.
• The traffic cops are useless and cause more traffic jams.
• Ramoji film city is the poor man's version of Universal studios.
• Secunderabad is not considered as a part of Hyderabad.
• Every family is associated to someone in the Gulf/US/UK.
• Reddy, Srinivas and Mohammed are every other persons name.
• Even when faced with a crisis everyone's laid back.
• Rules are meant to be broken!
• The auto drivers always try to rip you off.
• Girls get harassed no matter what they wear.
• Girls generally look starved. Kareena copied THEM!
• Almost every weekend you must eat out.
• Since there's no beach the public gets cozy near Necklace road/Tank bund.
• Goats feet, intestines, brain, kidneys, liver, minced meat are eaten for breakfast.
• Any good news calls for a 'treat'/party.
• The boys can stay out all night with their friends but the girls can't even hang out with theirs regularly during the day.
• If a Muslim boy wants to meet up with his Muslim girlfriend during the courtship days, he's accompanied by one friend and she by anything above 3.
• Biryani's sold at almost every corner.
• There's a bandh every few months.
• Osmania University students have nothing better to do than protest and create riots.
• Politicians are never seen nor heard.
• Every local bus is over flowing with people.
• Vegetarians are scorned for not eating meat!
• People starve themselves all day to hog before attending a function.
• Women cover their heads during the Azaan while watching TV.
• Every other person's an Engineer/Doctor/BPO Employee.
• No matter what, you're always right!
• Everyone has an ego problem.
• No woman is out of your league!
• The more gawdy you look, the more beautiful you look.
• The public is too helpful for their own good. Detailed instructions are given when asked for directions. E.G. Go straight, take a left, then there will be two lanes, don't take the fat one take the skinny lane that looks like it's for two wheelers, after that take the first left next to Kanchan shop then keep going straight and then you'll come to a dead end. Before the dead end is another right and from there you need to take another right and you'll have reached XYZ place.