The Mystery which is Me!

I'm sad when I'm happy,

I feel good when things are crappy.

I laugh when I'm upset,

I remember things more when I forget.

In a crowd I feel alone,

It's always the important things I postpone.

I talk the most when I'm quiet,

I always eat more when I'm on a diet.

I stay awake all night and sleep in the morning,

I overlook advice, even when it's a friendly warning.

I become laid back when faced with an issue,

I cry the most when I don't have a tissue.

I let major problems roll off my back and focus on the little ones,

I don't follow the shows as much as I watch the reruns.

I eat eggs without the yolks,

I become serious when someone jokes.

I lose interest in my passion,

I follow trends when they go out of fashion.

I watch less of the originals and more of the remakes,

I feel in love the most when my heart breaks.