Lessons learnt from horror/gore movies.

You may just survive if you learn from others mistakes:

  • Never try to be adventurous. It always results in death.
  • Don't befriend other tourists. They are like magnets for trouble and generally die anyways!
  • Stop sharing your life history with random people.
  • Don't poke your nose in other peoples business. It only results in death!
  • If someone says what you saw or heard was unreal then consider them dead. Believe in only and only yourself.
  • Always travel to where the majority goes to. You deviate, you die!
  • Never follow or try to find out the source of sounds. Curiosity kills the cat.
  • Never travel in groups. Only one person survives.
  • Stop dividing into smaller groups. It's easier for the killer(s) to get rid of you.
  • Don't bother fighting your death at the hands of a serial killer. The death is always the worst for such people coz you piss them off.
  • Never ignore rumours or be an idiot and laugh at them. They always end up carrying an amount of truth in them.
  • You're bound to get killed if someone you know had a past near death experience at the hands of a serial killer.
  • The person you get intimate with is 90% of the times the killer!
  • Dress properly when travelling. You don't wanna die dressed as a hobo.
  • Those who talk the most/are annoying die first.
  • Always be prepared for an attack. If you travel without even so much as a pair of scissors you're a dead duck!
  • Don't just check into a motel. Explore the room for cameras/hidden doors.
  • If the person at the reception looks creepy he probably is.
  • Always let someone know where you are.
  • Don't even bother carrying a cell phone, it never works when you need it to.
  • There's no point in hiding. You get found anyway!
  • Stop acting like you don't believe in God/religion/prayers.
  • Don't be skeptical when someone chants/recites prayers. They're always the ones you run back to to save your ass.
  • Don't ignore crazy people's advice. They're trying to do you a favour.
  • When a stranger in a foreign country shows interest in you, you will die!
  • Europeans & Americans are generally the psychopaths. Beware!
  • Always do research before moving into a new house. It could very well be haunted.
  • If the family consists of few members, it's sheer stupidity to move into a huge house. Majority of people in large houses die more than those in small ones.
  • Stop going to secluded places.
  • Especially stop going to secluded places to make out. Get a room like normal people!
  • Wait till the killer's dead THEN make out if you want to.
  • Besides, the couple that makes out the most die first.
  • Just because you've been through a traumatic experience doesn't mean you become weirder and bitchier than you were before. It's no one's fault your life sucks!
  • Stop saying everything's going to be alright. Creating such false hopes is worse than death!
  • The most important lesson though is, don't help anyone in trouble. The helpers ALWAYS die.

2 comments:

  1. looks like u watch a lot of horror....watch happy movies...

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  2. I watch a lot of genres not just horror.

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