You may just survive if you learn from others mistakes:
- Never try to be adventurous. It always results in death.
- Don't befriend other tourists. They are like magnets for trouble and generally die anyways!
- Stop sharing your life history with random people.
- Don't poke your nose in other peoples business. It only results in death!
- If someone says what you saw or heard was unreal then consider them dead. Believe in only and only yourself.
- Always travel to where the majority goes to. You deviate, you die!
- Never follow or try to find out the source of sounds. Curiosity kills the cat.
- Never travel in groups. Only one person survives.
- Stop dividing into smaller groups. It's easier for the killer(s) to get rid of you.
- Don't bother fighting your death at the hands of a serial killer. The death is always the worst for such people coz you piss them off.
- Never ignore rumours or be an idiot and laugh at them. They always end up carrying an amount of truth in them.
- You're bound to get killed if someone you know had a past near death experience at the hands of a serial killer.
- The person you get intimate with is 90% of the times the killer!
- Dress properly when travelling. You don't wanna die dressed as a hobo.
- Those who talk the most/are annoying die first.
- Always be prepared for an attack. If you travel without even so much as a pair of scissors you're a dead duck!
- Don't just check into a motel. Explore the room for cameras/hidden doors.
- If the person at the reception looks creepy he probably is.
- Always let someone know where you are.
- Don't even bother carrying a cell phone, it never works when you need it to.
- There's no point in hiding. You get found anyway!
- Stop acting like you don't believe in God/religion/prayers.
- Don't be skeptical when someone chants/recites prayers. They're always the ones you run back to to save your ass.
- Don't ignore crazy people's advice. They're trying to do you a favour.
- When a stranger in a foreign country shows interest in you, you will die!
- Europeans & Americans are generally the psychopaths. Beware!
- Always do research before moving into a new house. It could very well be haunted.
- If the family consists of few members, it's sheer stupidity to move into a huge house. Majority of people in large houses die more than those in small ones.
- Stop going to secluded places.
- Especially stop going to secluded places to make out. Get a room like normal people!
- Wait till the killer's dead THEN make out if you want to.
- Besides, the couple that makes out the most die first.
- Just because you've been through a traumatic experience doesn't mean you become weirder and bitchier than you were before. It's no one's fault your life sucks!
- Stop saying everything's going to be alright. Creating such false hopes is worse than death!
- The most important lesson though is, don't help anyone in trouble. The helpers ALWAYS die.
looks like u watch a lot of horror....watch happy movies...
ReplyDeleteI watch a lot of genres not just horror.
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