The WHY? DAMN IT!! WHY??! Situations

These situations are not personal experiences but observations:

  1. You apply a cakey layer of sun block seeing the scorching sun only to step out and have the weather become all cloudy!
  2. You wear white the day it suddenly rains.
  3. You take a shortcut only to be stuck in traffic.
  4. You walk in on someone close to you making out and the image scars you for life.
  5. You get confused when asked to make a decision and find out the first choice was the right one.
  6. You get caught lying/stealing!
  7. You order what seems to be the best on the menu and find out sewer water would taste better…N it wouldn’t cost u this much either!
  8. You see a hot guy/girl who you hope will notice you but instead notices your friend!
  9. You move to a queue which seems shorter and has people with less items to pay for but it backfires. Those in the longest queue move faster than you.
  10. You shop till you drop and then a week later there’s a bloody sale everywhere!
  11. You end up wearing shoes the day you need to go and shop and struggle to get in and out of clothes.
  12. You get a trial room without so much as an ounce of air circulating in it.
  13. Despite being educated, you freak out when you see official forms like Form 16…Tax declarations, etc.
  14. You realize in between commercials you spent a good 1 hour watching a crappy movie and missed the beginning of a good one. Hence, you continue watching the crappy one!
  15. You trust someone and they end up stabbing you in the back.
  16. You diet/exercise/practically kill yourself trying to lose weight and find out you GAINED mysterious weight instead of losing it!
  17. You spend good money on something only to find out it’s a waste.
  18. You take hours shopping only to have styles go out of fashion within weeks.
  19. You come out from the sultry heat only to have no electricity in your house.
  20. You look back at hideous pictures and ask parents WHY?! DAMN IT!! WHY?? was I looking like that??

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