Bollywood Dialogues


I was out with my family a few weeks ago and we all thought about some of the famous Hindi movie dialogues...Thought I'd share them with you...

Feel free to add more :)

"Apne aap ko kanoon ke hawaale kar do."

"Police ne tumhe chaaron taraf sey gher liya hai"

"Apne hathiyaar phenk do"

"Abh isse dawa ki nahi...Sirf duwa ki zaroorath hai"

"I'm sorry......He's no more"

"NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"

"Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"

"Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"

"Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"

"Bhagwaan kay liye mujhe chhor do"

"Agar maa ka dood piya hai tho samnay aa!"

"main tumhaare bachche ki maa banne waali hoon."

"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga..."

"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti/sakta"

"Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha hamesha ke liye band hein"

"Tamam gawahon key bayanat aur saboton ko madde nazar rakhtey huway adaalat yeh nathije pay pohonchi hain kay mujrim xyz ko Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahat, sazaaye maut di jaati hai...He shall be hanged till DEATH!"

"Mulzim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"

"Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh kasam leta/leti hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga/kahoongi sach kahoonga/kahoongi, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga/kahoongi."

"Ramu kaka!"

"Thairo! yeh shaadi nahi ho sakhthi!"

"Driver, gadi roko"

"Driver, uska peecha karo"

"Yeh maine apnay haathon say khudh banaya hain"

"Tumharay ghar mein maa behen nahi hain kya?"

"Uffo...Choro naa! Koi dekh leyga/koi aajayega!

"Ajee sunthay ho?"

"Chorh do mujhe"

"Chorh do mujhe...mujhe marr jaana hai!"

"Ho sakhay tho mujhe maaf kardo"

"Sharam nahi aathi tumhay aisee neech harkath karthay huway?"

14 comments:

  1. HEy Bhagwaan!!..Meri jaan le le aur mere beti ki jaan bacha de!!!

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  2. Kamineyyy, tu ne hamari ijjat ko mitti me mila diya!!Samajh ley ki tera baap aaj mar gaya!!!! Aaj se tu mera beta nahin raha!!!!!!

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  3. Seth ji, aapki beti hamarey kabze mein hai!

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  4. And here is the last of my contributions for now- my all time favourite!!
    Mom (right after she finds out that her son, who in most cases has just become an inspector, and inspector ravi at that, has fallen in love with the daughter of the villain): "Beta, bees saal pehle ke baat hain..."
    [Cut to lightning, thunder, and torrential rainfall in different camera angles]

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  5. LOL....u went thru so much wrk to collect so many dialogues....lots of free time eh...???

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  6. Most of these come to you when you think of movie dialogues...And yea...I got free time...Work doesn't start until another week...Jealous?? :p

    Neway...I'll be busy after Feb...Hopefully work will start then :)

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  7. Ur blog's hilarious!!Can't get over the robe man!

    I have one dialogue 2 contribute..hamari pyar ki dastan sari duniya main mashur hojayega.

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  8. Isse girifthaar kardo

    xyz...mujhe bachao...koi tho bachao..........

    aaj raath drugs/cocaine ka shipment aanay wala hai

    tumhari himath kaisay huwi...........

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  9. Hehehehe thanks...

    That's more than 2 Zuzu!!

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  10. hum jahan khade ho jaate hain, line wahin se shuru hoti hai...

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  11. The dangling heroine: "BACHAAAO"

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  12. Jaantha nahin main kaun hoon??

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